Japanese for 'keeper'.

My buddy Don, at work, got Ninja Assassins on DVD, and he's been loaning it around. I watched it last week, and I approve. This morning, Ellen (our resident SAS developer) handed the disc back to him, and said "Yeah, the action scenes were good. But, they called it Ninja Assassins, you know? What was all that love story stuff for?"

I mean, wow, right? Wow. I've called out Iron Man as a stealth chick-flick, but Ninja Assassins? Accusing that movie of being too mushy is like saying Anaconda had too many mammals in it.